Looking for the dirty, would you like to ask questions that will excite both of you? Try these questions—they’re guaranteed to get you fired up in no time!
Would you like questions are a fun way to pass the time and have some laughs together. But do you know the key to guaranteeing a fun evening? That’s right, it’s asking the right question. As long as you know how to play correctly, this game can be quite revealing, insightful, and very truthful. And with just a few dirty questions, you can learn more about your partner while turning him on!
So, how do you actually play the game properly? What are the best sexy, dirty and extremely arousing questions to ask your partner? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered!
How Dirty Would You Rather Questions Can Help You Communicate
Although you may think it’s just a game, asking your partner dirty questions can actually be more beneficial for you than you think! Once you’ve gotten over the laughing and shyness, talking about sex can have a real therapeutic effect on your relationship.
For starters, it can do wonders for your sex life. There may be something missing in the bedroom that you feel too awkward to talk about. Or maybe there’s nothing necessarily wrong, but the spark in the sheets has naturally extinguished over time. Asking your partner dirty questions may be the platform you both need to air your sexy laundry.
And with all that communication comes greater intimacy, a stronger bond, and a better relationship overall.
Big List of Shit Will You Ask Questions to Turn Each Other On Like Never Before
Next time you and your boyfriend have some time together, ask each other these dirty questions.
Either way, your sex life will improve, your relationship will feel more secure, and you will both feel much closer and more connected.
2. Would you rather cheat on me with your ex-girlfriend or someone you’ve never had sex with before?
3. Would you like to watch porn with me or read an erotic novel out loud while touching each other?
4. Would you rather be the occasional flirt and show off your body to an attractive neighbor, or a voyeur who peeks at a sexy neighbor while she undresses?
5. Would you prefer to have sex with the lights on or off?
6. Will you cheat on me or bring someone of your own gender into bed with us?
8. Would you prefer to pay for sex or get paid for sex?
9. Would you like to give oral or take oral?
11. Would you prefer to be on top or bottom while having sex?
12. Would you like to have sex with me in front of your close friends or broadcast our homemade sex video online with our faces blurred?
13. spit or swallow?
14. Would you rather have an erotic evening where our only way to communicate is interpretive dance or where we can only talk in provocative songs?
16. Will you abstain from having sex with me for an entire year because you have been cursed by a magical spell, or will you have sex with five friends in a week to break the curse and resume having sex with me? Will you make it? If you want to break the spell, name five people with whom you will have sex.
17. If you were invisible for the whole day, would you prefer watching people undress or running your hands over people’s clothed bodies?
18. Would you rather give up a promotion or sleep with your boss to get a promotion? / Would you rather give up the promotion or ask me to sleep with my boss to get the promotion?
19. Would you like to get an amazing oral experience from me now or have good sex this weekend?
20. Would you like to go skinny dipping with your friends or with my friends?
21. If you were single, would you prefer the occasional one-night stand or fucking with a friend?
23. Do you want a spanking in bed, or food brought to bed?
24. Would you rather have sex with me once a fortnight with no one around, or have sex every other day but with someone in the room who sees us?
25. Would you rather have kinky sex or romantic sex for the rest of your life, if you could only choose one?
26. If you had a great first date with someone and the sex was great, would you prefer to end the date with a hug, or would you rather end the date with sex if they suggest it?
27. Would you rather watch girl-on-girl porn or boy-on-boy porn to get yourself aroused?
28. Would you like to hang out with me for two hours or kiss a coworker you find attractive?
29. Would you rather have sex with my best friend or your best friend *of the opposite sex if you’re straight*?
31. If you get a massage in a secluded room and no one can see you, would you prefer to receive it from an average looking person of the opposite sex who often carefully brushes his hands around your genitals or From a very attractive man whose hands don’t go anywhere near your underwear?
32. Would you prefer to send sexy texts or sexy nudes?
33. Would you rather have sex for exactly 5 minutes and get quick-but-average orgasms, or have sex for at least an hour to get explosive orgasms? Just remember, if you stop before the hour or your partner finishes before you, you won’t be able to orgasm.
34. Would you rather be in a relationship with someone who is always submissive in bed or who is always dominant in bed?
35. Would you like to whisper your fantasies in Klingon or Elvish during a steamy night?
36. Would you rather see me wearing my underwear for fun or a superhero costume under my regular clothes?
37. Would you like to reenact a scene from “50 Shades” or “Pride and Prejudice”?
39. Would you prefer to engage in a flirtatious game where we can touch each other using only our lips, or a teasing game where the first one to laugh must do a provocative favor on the other?
40. Would you rather have a quick kiss on a crowded subway or a long passionate kiss on top of the Ferris wheel?
41. Would you rather go over to your parents and play a game of strip poker or invite them over?
42. Would you like to receive a naughty gift from me in front of your family on your birthday or would you like me to whisper something inappropriate in your ear at a very inopportune time?
44. Would you prefer to spend an emotional moment inside the house of mirrors or on a floating Gondola?
45. Would you like to know if I bought you lingerie or a fun outfit for our special night?
46. Would you prefer to play a classic love story or a sci-fi romance?
47. Would you like to share a sensual dance in the rain or under a waterfall?
49. Would you like a round of naughty skits or a game of “Pin the kiss on your partner”?
50. Would you like to kiss *or feel* secretly in a photo booth or behind a waterfall?
51. Would you prefer to hear a spontaneous serenade from me in a crowded mall or a private dance in our living room?
52. Would you rather go on a romantic getaway to a cabin in the woods where the wildlife is a little more friendly or to a beach where there’s sand everywhere?
54. Would you like to engage in a tickle war or a game of erotic hide-and-seek?
55. Would you rather be captured by a love pirate or rescued by a passionate knight?
56. Would you like to send me your voice note singing a love song or a video of you doing a sexy dance?
57. Would you rather have spontaneous sex in a blanket fort or in a tree house?
59. Would you rather play a playful game of Twister with glow-in-the-dark paint or with feathers and tickles?
60. Would you like to know that I wrote a sentimental song about us or a fairy tale in which we are the main characters?
61. Would you like to be the star of a romantic reality show or take part in a love experiment organized by Cupid?
62. Would you like to receive a bouquet of roses with a flirty note or have one rose delivered every hour for the whole day?
63. Would you rather reenact the pottery scene from “Ghost” or dance like Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Gray in “Dirty Dancing”?
64. Would you like to have a spicy night based on fortune cookie suggestions or have our activities decided with a roll of naughty dice?
65. Would you be challenged to woo me using only movie quotes or song lyrics?
66. Would you rather get relationship advice from Christian Gray or Mr. Darcy from “Pride and Prejudice”?
68. Will you be seduced by Shakespeare’s dirty talk or the alien flirtation of the future?
69. Would you prefer to play a naughty game of Scrabble *where each word scores in more than one way* or a game of Strip Jenga?
70. Would you rather be covered in edible body paint or sparkling body glitter for a passionate night?
71. Would you prefer to be teased with a feather or an ice cube during foreplay?
72. Would you prefer to attend a secret masquerade ball where every mask hides a flirtatious intention or a retreat where couples communicate only in erotic sign language?
73. Would you like to know if I’m taking erotic pottery or erotic sandcastle training?
74. Would you rather spend a night of passion on an iceberg *with lots of warm blankets, of course* or inside the cave of an active volcano *with air conditioning, obviously*?
76. Would you like to get a passion potion from a sensual magician or get relationship advice from a sensual magician?
77. Would you like to find out if I have a provocative mural of us painted in a hidden room or a sentimental portrait that hangs behind a curtain in our living room?
78. Would you rather I serve you breakfast in bed wearing nothing but whipped cream or strategically placed fruit?
79. Would you rather play a sensual game of Simon Says or a provocative game of Marco Polo in the dark?
80. Would you like to have a surprise “bedroom circus night” or “tropical seduction night” with me where the dress code is coconuts?
81. Would you rather explore an adult toy store while pretending you’re an innocent first-timer or a seasoned expert giving advice to others?
83. Would you prefer to role-play as two explorers searching for the “Island of Pleasure” or as two scientists researching the “anatomy of arousal”?
84. Would you like to receive a book of erotic coupons from me or a calendar with a spicy challenge every month?
85. Do you want me to recite a dirty poem I wrote just for you or sing a sexy song I composed?
86. Would you prefer a striptease inspired by the 20s or the future 3020s?
87. Would you rather play a game of “Capture the Naughty Flag” or “Hide and Seek Treasures of Fun”?
88. Would you like to know if I trained as a geisha to enhance our evenings or as a gladiator to “conquer” the bedroom?
89. Would you rather take part in a passionate pillow fight, where every strike has a sultry result or a steamy scavenger hunt, where every discovery leads to joy?
90. Would you like to have sex with me now, or later tonight?
Would you like to ask any or all of these questions?!
You may be familiar with how you would like questions, but have you ever imagined using them to improve your relationship?
Next time you’re playing the question-asking game, don’t just ask them awkward or ridiculous questions. Instead, ask questions that are sexy and dirty, and yet, reveal a lot about their attitudes toward sex and intimacy. Keep the atmosphere light and casual, laugh at each new question, and you’ll learn more about your boyfriend’s sexual side than you will in the next fifteen minutes…
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