Massage Physician Confession: Bizarre Massage Stories

Getting massage should be comfortable and relaxed. However, when basic etiquette is violated, it will become one of the stories of bizarre massage.

12 bizarre massage stories

Everyone loves a good story! But you must not have heard any massage stories before. So read … but be warned: You will crang, you will be surprised, you will beg, and hope you will learn.

1. Unhealthy body horror

Customers are expected to take a bath at least before their appointment. Some do, nothing. But there are moments when a shower is not enough and requires a hazammat suit.

His singlet was covered in yellow stainsYou have ever done the worst massage … I was almost gagging on the smell. ” – Purple_bi (via Reddit)

“I was fumming the second day because I massaged A man who was valid was a part of Sh*TSometimes I hate my job, but how difficult it is to bathe before massage! “-Phal_bi (via Reddit)

“I lotion and touched my back, and my hatred realized why her back looked strange to me. Her back was a mine of huge blackheads. I continued the massage. As soon as I start heating the skin and blood flows on her back, Some blackheads start working loose! They are now coating my hands and trapped between my fingersThere is a strange smell that begins to fill the air. “-TwistTherabbit (via Reddit)

“When I first started massaging about 15 years ago, I was working in a fancy spa-type setting. I was massaging a couple with my colleague. I was massaging the woman, and she was massaging the gentleman.

Well, unfortunately Sajjan had a Sacajawea coin -shaped pus filled blister which pops up during massageEvery time my colleague passed one under his back, Blister will give a little more glow to his hell juice on his back.

Our customers were facing both, so we were making the most wretched faces on each other to express our hatred because my colleague tried our best to avoid touching the yellow dirt. “Bobiki (via Reddit)

2. When mentors go to mischievous

I was trying to find out what it was *Did I accidentally mix oils? *, When treatment was finished. They tipped me $ 100 with a big smile and left me. I knew what was that strange continu now. ” – Various_fabricks (via Reddit)

“I have now been a licensed massage doctor for four years, and for the first time two weeks agoI used to think that it was fine to try to kiss meI had to push away from him. I did not stop thinking about her welfare, or she was probably sueing my small practice. I only thought about my limits and my safety. After re -establishing his boundaries, I showed him the door. ” – Gabrielle612 (via Reddit)

“In a couple’s massage, A man grabbed my hand and put him on top of his dick And gave me a very, very lustful look. In addition, an old man “accidentally” caught my butt and then my vagina. I also won a free massage with me and then put me my phone number. ” – Jaydastar (via Reddit)

“A woman Tried to put her face in my crotch and told me that she would like to eat meFor records, I wore yoga pants because I am also a yoga instructor. ” – Toxtth_ogrady (via Reddit)

Finally, I think she was tired of beating around the bush * so made up * and made a lump sum advance to speak Hold my hand and force her breastI told her that I was flattering a lot, but I was not interested in other women like this. ” – Laceyleplante (via Reddit)

3. Not a pleasant end “

Some patrons may have received the wrong address or confuse your friendly neighborhood massage clinic for more seeded type installation.

I reacted a standard response, stating the rates of the student of my clinic. He (I believe it was a man) Asked if it offers special massage and mentioned whether it was ready to pay extraI explained that the clinic in which I worked was professional and sent it to Kregalist instead of Kiziji.
He kept asking me more money and asked to take the name of my price. “Maithaisha (via Reddit)

“I was massaging the friend while my colleague had done the woman. He was really enjoying it and Jokingly asked if he could take me home with himHis GF proceeded to jump from bed, naked butf, and the storm came out, but not to call me a boiler before coming over. ” – Natdusz (via Reddit)

“About a year ago, I had a customer who told me that I do not have to worry about wrapping him properly, saying that” I am not shy “.

And his response was, “Oh, you are a rule follower, are you?” My response was “absolutely”, and just continued with massage. He did not say anything else, but After he left, there was a weight of semen on the table” – SHIRLENA6 (via Reddit)

Being a massage doctor, a rewarding is still a challenging profession. But sometimes, despite distorted or without customer, weird experiences make good massage stories, and as a buffer for someone’s professional experience.